My Onion Expression ~ 2012

At first i thought i wanted to pen down a few words but because my "England" is not that "powderful",i think actually image and emoticon expression is far better to described my expression and mood during this few month. I'll just kept quiet for now. Enjoy the view the cartoon my fellow bloggers. At the beginning of the month i felt :

After a while due to heavy workloads, more and more pressure :

My work was like hell, and my body couldn't recuperate fast enough to cater the work load :

Luckily i found out the root cause and managed to rectify most of the problem.

Therefore today is the first time i'm back home early for dinner:

My parent had hopes on me, so i do not wanted to dissapoint them:

I'll will be doing my very best~! And my wish for 2013 is :

"Dear Diary"

Dear Diary, I have a job previously, now i don't. I'm working with a boss whom like ass licking staff. This many years that I've been doing this job, I've tried to be true to myself and be sincere in working my task and responsibilities, but my boss, oh my boss... he never accepts. He has his own favourite group of people and chocolates. One month ago i resigned. I cant take it anymore, I'm tired of seeing their color, I'm tired of listening to a bunch of ass polishing people instructions.I'm tired of hearing their winding and polishing words came out from their mouth....... I know that I shouldn't blame myself, 'cause I'm only doing my job, but sometimes I, too, feel sorry for those whom trying to impressed a piece of shit~!!!!! Can i just said fuck you boss and fark you asshole~!! You're an asshole and the sign of "weakling in asia" Can you just have your own thought's and opinion besides listening to the monkey's who lick your ass like you're the "Emperor of China~!" If you're not satisfied today, try me~! I dare you to~!! Please send a daredevil who are not scare of death and destiny, and i'll show you how's a DEVIL doing his job!! Anger flows into my blood! I'm ready, end me or i'll end you in career~! Give me a chance back and i'll see you vanished~!! So...... you better kept me out from the place you work. It's neutralised my urged to spay you. When i said "spay" i'll be really spaying you. It's time to proceed to the next destiny and new environment. Good Bye~! And May the GOD be with you and bless you with flying gratitude for you anonymous weakness, management and light hearing. God bless you and hope you stay in good health so that one day i'll come back the place i've begin to pawn your ass for 1 good show for the whole world to see, "What an asshole you're~!!"

It's My Birthday~!!

Hi All, Just dropping something i had in mind here. Age is really crawling on me. It's my birthday today, and i'm going no where. What the hell am i doing here @ home watching Stephen Chow movie? It's a lonely and boring birthday after all. Hmmm.... no gift, no celebration, no wish and no phone call at all. Damn~!!! Since i cut ties with many of my old friends and school mate years ago, i guess what left of me is only me myself. Oh how i wish i could enjoyed myself today with somebody i care, how i wish to enjoyed myself with company of friends, how i wish some wish to be make. Anyway.... Happy Birthday Dyingfish~!!!!!!!!! Good Night~!

*~Strange Encounter ~*

Happen last week when i go to a pub for a shot of drink to get myself tipsy before heading home for a good night sleep. This girl from the dance floor slowly dancing from a far till reach my table. A lot of jealous guy is eyeing on me. Then this girl start opening her mouth and asked "jit lang lai ar?" (means come alone?)........
I nod my head and started reply with..." Lu si tiok gao hor"(Are you haunted by the spirit of the monkey?)..Then straight away leaving the room, while the girl is still in a shocked.


Girl : This is my true face after removing make up.... Hey guys, how do i look now?
GuyA : Erm... still ok.
GuyB : Still cute. Ok wor.....
GuyC : No worries, still pretty...
Me : (roll eyes) Lee kiiiiiii siiiiiiiiiiii laaaa, limpek kua tiok kui liao ar.....
(Means you go die, i saw a ghost then)


Girl : I'm Hungry!
Guy A : Let's go for Pizza... my treat...
Guy B : Can i bring you for meals?
Guy C : What do you like to have pretty?
Guy D : Sushi..... let's go...
Girl : Devilz, why every guy ask me but you didn't?
Me : You tried ask me then.....
Girl : I want laksa.... let's go..........
Me : Jiak Saiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii laaaaaaaaaaaaaa (Means Eat Shit)


Girl : Am i pretty? You know that's why many people take my photo. Got many
people send me valentines gift. Add me in facebook....& dated me.
Guy : (Thinking).... Erm.... Kanasaiiiiiiiiiii laaaaa (Means you look like a poo)

Support Piracy

We all should support piracy and continuous boycott in buying original. Why do i said so? As for the film industry and music market, if we continuous to buy original CD, DVD or DISC we'll harm and pollutes the green. After all film industry and recording company have already earn million and billion of money from us. That is the same goes to many games maker nowadays. It is not wrong for once in a while we care for our environment.

Feel free to view the diagram above for clearer explanation. So support piracy once in a while, and love our mother nature.

God Are Immortals

An interesting topic to be discussed. One of my colleagues in the same company kept saying that god are immortals and he really do exist. Somehow he said that god had shows him in a way that he existed.

I just wanna says, god does not exist in real world. He is just an idol or heroes in a story tales. If god is immortals, he would be the same as those marvel comic heroes etc Spiderman, Superman, X-Men, Hulks, Iceman, Silver surfer and Mutants. Well do you know all those super heroes only existed in comic books? It isn't real~!

Have you seen him(or her) before? GOD?

The only immortals that i know is my country prime minister. He is really immortals.
And whom else is immortals? Russian? One push of a button can send a nuclear warhead right into your backyard. Those are so called immortals.

*~ It's been a hell of a year~*

It's been a while since i blogged. And it's been a hell bad luck of year 2011.
I'm glad it's all over now. I'm beginning to see things clearly, why it happens and what went wrong. Everything happens for a reason, and the almighty god trying to show us and convey his message in a way to let us know this is all the wrong choices we made. It is not supposed to end this way and we(me) deserved something better, someone better and a better options. From work, relationship, love, income and etc.
I'm so glad now....

As to say, thank god for ending this as soon as possible. He opened my eyes, provides me with someone way much better that i deserved. As for her, i do not want to know what happened, either dead or alive. A bygone is bygone, as human being we should improve ourself and not stick to the past.

I have a set of marvellous work colleague now, i've gained some weight, look much better now, and on top of that i've got many people whom admired me for whom i am.
The best part is, many girls are after me now. I'm well saught by females.

At last i'm back for good, and will continues to blog and pin down my thought here.
So stay tune my fellow loyal followers. It's gonna be an exciting update when i bought my 1st new DSLR in 2012 and taking pictures of trips.

Mobile IMEI

Be careful when purchasing mobile phone...
For verifying the originality and made of your mobile phone, try the below step:

► Press *#06# followed by call key
► An IMEI will appeared. [International Mobile Equipment Identity]
► Double check your mobile IMEI digit no 7 & 8
Example ... : 311674047470473
Position 7 & 8 is "04"


02 or 20: from China = Low Quality
08 or 80: from Germany = Intermediate
01 or 10: from Finland = Best
00 or 03 or 04 : From Original Manufacturer = The Best
13 : From Azerbaijan = The Worst And Unsafe

Source : Some Facebook user

The Author

As proclaimed by the artist of the above painting, it is a drawing of fish in 3D effect. But to me, seems like a flock of tadpoles or sperm from a microscopic view.

Hahaha~! Funny painting~!

* ~ Love The Way You Lie ~*

Waking up in the middle of the night, penning down my thoughts. Feeling sadness as it was like yesterday. Poverty creep into my life. Lost of love. Drifting away from my aim and my life goal. What is this? Why is this? What's happening to me?

All this question lingering in my mind right now. What should i do now....?
I work my ass all this life just to reach that place and suddenly i lost it all.
I'm beginning to felt that i am worthless, i was useless. Is it because i gave up?
No...The answer is NO. I didn't gave up so easily. I strive so hard yet failed. I've tried so many times yet stranded. Someone up there is playing a prank on me.

I can't admit i'm not good. Cause i've survived 5 times, yet i managed to get hold of it and kept running. When is this marathon will be over? So don't ever try asking me to pray to him for hopes and lucks.

If you ever see this CAT, would like to say thanks for being there for a short moment. I love being your friends and i love being myself too. Our characteristics really clashes between each other. You're a strong opponent, but i got to kept myself running. I got to do this once again. Hope miracles happen. Thanks and good night~!

* ~ In My Mind ~*

My work, my career now and money.
My new house, my new car and my old car.
My blogs, my writing, and my creative work.
My family, my parents and my new lover.
My song, my drink and my place.
My aim, my wish and my birthday list.

What is it?

Love is not as simple as just a feeling.. it is a decision where you choose to stay, cherish or to let it pass by. Love is not determines by fate, you'll need to try harder for it without giving up.

And so does our life path, it is not that everything fated or destined.. as long as you believe, there will always a way and miracle(s) may happens.. ....

Satan will always be around, cause satan exist to make one life a living hell.
God? I have no comment on this useless idiot..................................

- Jayz -

*~Pen-ing down my thought~*

It's been a while since i've updated my blogs. Relocated to some where else from my hometown for training. I was hoping this will end soon. Currently in the hotel feeling sober and bored.

I think i've drown in the sea of love. I've only realised this now. So what? Maybe when we walk further and farther down the road, then only we'll see things clearly, mistakes we've done during our relationships and the stupidity we are.

There much thing to be done then falling in love, there are much thing to ponder and think other than love. Well..... it's easier to said than doing it. Some people is mature in term of relationship but childish in otherwise, but i think i have been mature in relationship but not in my career. I am thinking of the other half all this time by myself. Jealousy causes argument and in the end, we're apart. I do not know what is she thinking of me until this day. Many friends and foes advised me to be strong, wipe my tears off, cause i'm a guy.
So what's wrong with a guy in tears? Guys are human too right? They have feeling too...!!!

Think~! ( To All Ungrateful Girlfriends Out There)

There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.'
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.

He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life
led her to refuse to marry him.

Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying:
'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.'

This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.

Life Is a Gift

Today - before you say an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak.

Before - you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat..

Before - you complain about your husband - Think of someone who's crying out to a "GOD" for a companion.

Today - before you complain about life - Think of someone who went too early to heaven..

Money Can Buy Happiness~!

Money Can Buy Happiness by The Associated Press
The Associated Press - September 7, 2010

They say money can't buy happiness. They're wrong. At least up to a point.

People's emotional well-being -- happiness -- increases along with their income up to about $75,000, researchers report in Tuesday's edition of Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. For folks making less than that, said Angus Deaton, an economist at the Center for Health and Wellbeing at Princeton University, "Stuff is so in your face it's hard to be happy. It interferes with your enjoyment."

Deaton and Daniel Kahneman reviewed surveys of 450,000 Americans conducted in 2008 and 2009 for the Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index that included questions on people's day-to-day happiness and their overall life satisfaction.

Happiness got better as income rose but the effect leveled out at $75,000, Deaton said. On the other hand, their overall sense of success or well-being continued to rise as their earnings grew beyond that point.

"Giving people more income beyond 75K is not going to do much for their daily mood ... but it is going to make them feel they have a better life," Deaton said in an interview.

Not surprisingly, someone who moves from a $100,000-a-year job to one paying $200,000realizes an improved sense of success. That doesn't necessarily mean they are happier day to day, Deaton said.

The results were similar for other measures, Deaton said. For example, people were really happier on weekends, but their deeper sense of well-being didn't change.

Kahneman, a Nobel Prize winning psychologist, and Deaton undertook the study to learn more about economic growth and policy.

Some have questioned the value of growth to individuals, and Deaton said they were far from definitively resolving that question.

But he added, "Working on this paper has brought me a lot of emotional well-being. As an economist I tend to think money is good for you, and am pleased to find some evidence for that."

Overall, the researchers said, "as in other studies of well-being, we found that most people were quite happy and satisfied with their lives."

Comparing their life-satisfaction results with those of other countries, the researchers said the United States ranked ninth after the Scandinavian countries, Canada, the Netherlands, Switzerland and New Zealand.

Money is not everything but without money you cannot do anything...
With money you can buy happiness, you can provides for your loves one....
You can lead a happy life giving whatever your loves one needs...

Importance Of Sleep

A man can go two weeks without eating. But if he doesn't rest at all,
he can only survive for one week. Sleeping provides us the time to rest
our internal organs, eyes and brains. Poor sleep quality can cause
internal damage to our internal organs and brains. Therefore, sleeping is
very important to us. If you wish to have a long life and stay healthy,
please take note of the advice below.

5 DON'TS when you are sleeping:

DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if
you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects
on your health.

DON'T SLEEP WEARING BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than
12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without
it.

DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged.

Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the
phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items
including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These
waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to
put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first.

DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run.
Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in
breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go
into deep sleep.

DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE
You may never wake up again. Hahahahaahhaaa!!!!!

Do you know that LPG gas cylinders have expiry dates?

Expired LPG cylinders are not safe for use and may cause accidents.
In this regard, please be cautious at the time of accepting any LPG cylinder from your vendor. Here is how we can check on the expiry of LPG cylinders:

On one of three side stems of the cylinder,the expiry date is coded alpha umerically as follows: A or B or C or D and some two digit number following this, e.g. D06.

The alphabets stand for quarters -
1. A for March (first quarter),
2. B for June (second quarter),
3. C for September (third quarter), &
4. D for December (fourth quarter).
The digits stand for the year till it is valid. Hence D06 would mean December quarter of 2006. Please return back the cylinder that you get with an expired date.
They are prone to leaks and other hazards .

I am proud of potong car~!

A girl in my msn friends list mentioned that she does not like Audi TT. So i ask her why. She jokingly replied that her preferences is Lamborghini, Ferrari.

So i told her this....Then u like potong anot? Malaysian made.... We malaysian no drive authenthic car liao..

We like potong, so when we go on highway, can let other people potong easily...
We potong no match in high way, but in small road, we potong very good....
Cuz our pipe is louder than the police siren... people let us go through...
And when at night after clubbing...we purposely switch "ON" our modified ah beng HID light
so that the front car will get accident!

Gong Xi What?

I read some post from other blogs....The guy mentioned...

When it's Hari Raya + Chinese New Year is called.... Gong Xi Raya.

What do you called a Valentine's Day + Chiniese New Year? GONG XI FUCK CAI......?

Sound's funny.......But what do you call when ah beng celebrating Valentine's Day + Chinese New Year + roaming around with his bikes?

It's call Gong Xi Fark You With My HONDA-Cup Cai

A Guy, A Friend's, A Boyfriend's And A Lover

刚恋爱时，我和他都很狂热。 一日不见如隔三秋。 有一天晚上，我失眠了， 非常非常地想念他。已经是半夜一点多钟了， 我猜想他现在一定睡得很香。可是还是忍不住打了他的手机。 没想到电话竟然通了。那端正是他刚睡醒的声音：“宝宝，你怎么了？ 是不是又失眠了。”我惊异的问：“你晚上手机怎么不关机呀？”他笑着说：“我怕关了机， 你想我的时候打不到我会着急呀！”

后来，因为我又喜欢上另一个男孩，所以和他分手了。新男孩帅气洒脱， 对我呵护备至， 我非常满足， 常常幸福的笑呵呵的倒在他的怀里。 只是有一点点缺陷， 我想他时常常会找不到他， 因为他的手机总是处于关机的状态。我埋怨他说：“你怎么总是关机呀！”他振振有词的说“关了机可以不被约束， 再说如今关机也是一种时尚呀！现在谁还向傻瓜一样二十四小时都把手机开着啊！”

我和他约会时，他总是先要把手机给关上， 我问他为什么要关机？ 他笑着说：“我是怕别人打扰到我们幸福的时光呀！”直到有一天。。。。。。我意外的发现， 他背着我还和另一个女孩来往着。 我一下子找到他关机的理由了。 再次分手时, 我的心情坏到了极点。 夜里的时候常常会失眠， 还会经常做恶梦。

有一次， 我被恶梦惊醒后，惊悸和恐惧彼得我无处可逃。 紧急之中我打了那个帅气男友的手机， 电话那一端是冰冷的声音：“对不起，你说拨打的电话已关机。”我的心彻底死了。。。无措中竟然想到了最初的男友， 下意识的打了那个已被封存了很久的号码， 电话通了，我只轻轻地“喂”了一声。他关切的话语便从话筒那边传过来：“宝宝是你呀，怎么了？是不是又失眠了？”我没有说话，泪却流了出来。 我听到他在那端着急地问：“宝宝，你别哭呀， 到底是真么了？是不是做恶梦了？ 不要怕不要怕， 有我在呢！”我硬咽地问：“你真么不关机呢？”他说：“我怕你在想找我的时候找不到我啊。”仍然是那样的温柔， 我的心被这一句轻轻的话打动了。

Data Lost Due To Motherboard Changed

While browsing through some forum and reading topic i happen to bump into some forumer blogs. My hand is itchy, so i click on the linked url from the fellow forumer avatar.

He wrotes something like this..."So my HP laptop was repaired after it was sent to HP by my dad....then bla bla bla....until.... He's dad says it's fixed but all the data are lost due to the changed of the lappy motherboard."



This is so stupid. FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
It's either the HP technical specialist is stupid, your dad is stupid, you're stupid or you and your dad is conned by the HP centre personnel.

Changing motherboard affecting the data stored on your hardisk?

Colgate Massager Tooth Brush

Here's what happen, during the conversation with my friends on skype:

Colgate massager toothbrush does me well. I nearly climax during the conversation too.

[10:06:12 AM] ZZ: where are we going for lunch?
[10:06:55 AM] Me: nasi periuk (claypot rice)
[10:06:59 AM] Me: or inside #########
[10:07:06 AM] Me: cuz i need to buy shampoo and tootbrush
[10:07:13 AM] Me: damn i become silai liao nowadays (means housewife in hokkien)

[10:07:19 AM] ZZ: ok. aiyo.. buy toothbrush from me la
[10:07:26 AM] Me: i want colgate massager
[10:07:31 AM] Me: very hard to find
[10:07:42 AM] ZZ: LoL.. why u specially need that leh?
[10:07:53 AM] Me: because i can press like hell on my gum
[10:08:01 AM] Me: and massager very syok (means nice)
[10:08:08 AM] Me: can give me climax while i brush my teeth
[10:08:13 AM] Me: hahahahahahah
[10:08:15 AM] ZZ: climax?
[10:08:17 AM] Me: yeah
[10:08:19 AM] Me: "climax"
[10:08:23 AM] Me: u hear it right
[10:08:27 AM] ZZ: walao eh
[10:08:28 AM] ZZ: u betul betul steam kaki (are you on medication?)
[10:08:30 AM] Me: i like
[10:08:34 AM] Me: when i brush my teeth
[10:08:40 AM] Me: the massager give me feeling of
[10:08:48 AM] Me: itai itai itai itai itai itaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[10:08:54 AM] ZZ: ok ok
[10:08:54 AM] ZZ: stop it

He almost puncture his own balls too......talking to me about colgate massager

A Repost For All Retarded Fashion Freak

Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion

Before I begin, I should warn you that I know dick about fashion. It's not just a clever title to get your attention.

You shouldn't read this article if you're a woman with low self-esteem. I don't need my inbox filled with emails from teary-eyed women reaffirming how astute my observations are by shrieking at me for ruining their lives.

Women get away with murder in our society, especially when it comes to the visual pollution they call fashion. So I'm going to do what few people—few men—have ever done by criticizing you. Sure, you may be thinking "but Maddox, people criticize women's fashion all the time!" Yes, but not men, and definitely not badasses like me.... Until now.

Crocs look like shit and they make your feet smell.



When I see people wearing Crocs, I know immediately that we have nothing in common, and that we could never be friends or have any meaningful kind of relationship. They come in every color imaginable yet look bad with every other article of clothing ever created. The only thing that goes with Crocs is social ostracism. You're a nerd wearing recycled rubber shoes.

To their credit though, Crocs serve as an excellent idiot barometer, you can tell a lot about people wearing them. For example, Amazon.com suggest products that other customers have purchased based on the item you're shopping for.



When it comes to shoes, there are usually three deciding factors: quality, price, and style. Some shoes are cheap and stylish, but poor quality, while others are stylish and durable, but expensive. Crocs usually go for $30-$60, which doesn't sound like much for a shoe, until you consider that what you're really paying for are melted pellets squirted into a cast-iron mold in some province in China. Crocs have the rare combination of being expensive, poor quality, and ugly. It's quite a feat for one shoe to suck this bad.

People who wear Crocs go on and on about how comfortable they are, and how it's supposedly odor resistant because it's made out of some kind of anti-bacterial foam. Great point, dipshits! You know what else it's resistant to? You getting laid. Then as if the shoes weren't disgusting enough, Crocs introduced a product called "Crocs butter" that's supposed to restore that illustrious injection-molded sheen to those gaping holes they call shoes.



Red lipstick makes you look like a clown:


There are very few people who look good in red lipstick, and those people usually juggle for a living. I once met a girl who was able to pull it off, so I let her buy me dinner. Later that night she was making out with my wang, when I realized that all that lipstick was rubbing off. So I evacuated my moan-maker from her face hole, took some silverware for my trouble, and snuck out of her tent.

Red lipstick looks horrible on most women, and all men. The bright crimson hue is an unnatural abomination pushed upon your face by cynical cosmetic industry scientists. I'm sure somewhere in a laboratory, two scientists are high-fiving each other, laughing at all the bullshit new names for shades of red they invent. There have been literally thousands of names for the same color of lipstick over the years, yet there are only about 3 shades of red: red, dark red, light red. Period. And I mean that grammatically, and not menstrually, though the context makes sense now that I think about it. They just make up names as they go along, and you idiots keep buying the same three shades of red over and over again:

Here are some actual names for shades of red lipstick: berry juicy, candied apple, midnight red, love that red, volcanic red, red velvet, red reinvented, cherry desirable, opulent garnet, royal red, etc, etc. You know they're just making shit up when they start using abstract concepts like "love" and "desirable" in the name. Most of the shades are indiscernible from each other, but women insist that there's a difference. So I went to Revlon's website and took two of these colors for a comparison:



Insecure women with boring faces lap this shit up because they think "hmmm.. what does my face need? Oh, I know! A giant hokey shade of red that isn't even found in nature."

Sauce ---> http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion

Micheal Learns To Rock

MLTR are right now working on the set for the shows in SEA in September. The band are looking forward to come to Singapore and Kuala Lumpur/Genting. So don’t miss the opportunity to see one of their concerts, if possible.

They are the most successful Danish band ever to hit the international music scene, Michael Learns To Rock, will be performing at Fort Canning Park as part of their Eternity Tour in Singapore on Friday, September 4th 2009

What will happen when they comes to Kuala Lumpur? Are they going to changes their names as to cope with sensitive issue such dressing code and stage ethics? Here i got one suggestion...

Micheal Learns To Itai Itai Itai Itai Itaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!

I Can't Help But To Give This A Repost

Of late, quite a number of people have been accused of insulting Islam. I bump into this photo when reading other blogs. To see the rest go here --> http://niamah.blogspot.com

So who is doing the insulting now????????????
Look at the powderful England used...........

Review - Hannah Montana The Movie 2009

As Hannah Montana's popularity begins to take over her life, Miley Stewart, on the urging from her father takes a trip to her hometown of Crowley Corners, Tennessee to get some perspective on what matters in life the most.

She couldn't be Hannah Montana infront of all local chap. She' just miley stewart. But one little girl told her "Hannah Montana is the "DREAM" of all American", Hanah Montana is a dream, a stars.

If she's not being Hannah montana, she gonna destroy and shattered what an american teenage dream is all about.

I would give this movie a 4.5/5 . Way to go Miley Cyrus!!

I Lol'ed At this Conversation

V : Appy birdday!!!
Me : You are late! Must "hukum" (penalised as in malay word). Can anot?
V : Can what ?
Me : Can hukum ? denda (fined/compound as in malay word
V : Hukum what?
Me : Cium me , lol ..wakakakaka
V : /kiss
Me : Cium from cyber not consider genuine
Me : I am not cyber hero or keyboard warrior
Me : I need a plain physical kiss
Me : Body contact and odour is my favourite
Me : *lol* (laugh out loud)
V : So deep
V : U take this la easier..
Me : Penetration should be excluded...hahahah...that's why "deep" is a censored word

I Find it's Funny... Do You?

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Shoutout: Can anyone teach me Cantonese?....i want express courses..2 hours ago ·

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2 hours ago C: Express courses. don't short cut leh....
2 hours ago K: U cant speak cantonese meh??
2 hours ago S: come...i teach u...wawawawa....
2 hours agoME: Tiu lei....tell everybody " it's meaning is god bless you"
2 hours ago D: Come, I teach you.
2 hours ago K: i think i heard u speak before ler..
2 hours ago B: TNM, TNS... this is in the beginner's course
2 hours ago T: LLM, HKC, HKL..... also in the beginner's course
2 hours ago K: TVB,hahaha...
about an hour Y : TLPKHMC :)
about an hour ME: KNNCCB is beginner course also? May i know?

Durian And Manggis?

Having nothing to do on the weekend, I woke up early in the morning and hop myself off to some fruit market. Got my self 2 types of fruit. One which is the king of fruit "Durian" and another is the fruit to neutralised "Durian" heat after eating it, i got my self some manggis. What that called in English? I also dunno...I just know how to eat.



And I dare other blogger to play futsal with me using "Durian" like i do...

Malaysian Superman

Now we have illegal advertising banner to become superman in Malaysia.
The culprit should be nab and charged for promoting sexual aids product illegally on the street of whole Malaysia. So far i've seen this ads wherever i go.

It's easy to nab the culprit. The enforcer just have to disguise as one of the customer and called up the contact info displayed on the banner. Is the enforcer too dumb to do so? Or should i teach the enforcer how to do their jobs? Or is the enforcer is caught sleeping on their duty. I thought this kind of advertisement is prohibited in Malaysia.

Maybe not.... maybe the culprit have licensed to sell SEX aid product after all.