I Lol'ed At this Conversation

V : Appy birdday!!!
Me : You are late! Must "hukum" (penalised as in malay word). Can anot?
V : Can what ?
Me : Can hukum ? denda (fined/compound as in malay word
V : Hukum what?
Me : Cium me , lol ..wakakakaka
V : /kiss
Me : Cium from cyber not consider genuine
Me : I am not cyber hero or keyboard warrior
Me : I need a plain physical kiss
Me : Body contact and odour is my favourite
Me : *lol* (laugh out loud)
V : So deep
V : U take this la easier..
Me : Penetration should be excluded...hahahah...that's why "deep" is a censored word