Happen last week when i go to a pub for a shot of drink to get myself tipsy before heading home for a good night sleep. This girl from the dance floor slowly dancing from a far till reach my table. A lot of jealous guy is eyeing on me. Then this girl start opening her mouth and asked "jit lang lai ar?" (means come alone?)........
I nod my head and started reply with..." Lu si tiok gao hor"(Are you haunted by the spirit of the monkey?)..Then straight away leaving the room, while the girl is still in a shocked.
Girl : This is my true face after removing make up.... Hey guys, how do i look now?
GuyA : Erm... still ok.
GuyB : Still cute. Ok wor.....
GuyC : No worries, still pretty...
Me : (roll eyes) Lee kiiiiiii siiiiiiiiiiii laaaa, limpek kua tiok kui liao ar.....
(Means you go die, i saw a ghost then)
Girl : I'm Hungry!
Guy A : Let's go for Pizza... my treat...
Guy B : Can i bring you for meals?
Guy C : What do you like to have pretty?
Guy D : Sushi..... let's go...
Girl : Devilz, why every guy ask me but you didn't?
Me : You tried ask me then.....
Girl : I want laksa.... let's go..........
Me : Jiak Saiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii laaaaaaaaaaaaaa (Means Eat Shit)
Girl : Am i pretty? You know that's why many people take my photo. Got many
people send me valentines gift. Add me in facebook....& dated me.
Guy : (Thinking).... Erm.... Kanasaiiiiiiiiiii laaaaa (Means you look like a poo)
