Data Lost Due To Motherboard Changed
While browsing through some forum and reading topic i happen to bump into some forumer blogs. My hand is itchy, so i click on the linked url from the fellow forumer avatar.
He wrotes something like this..."So my HP laptop was repaired after it was sent to HP by my dad....then bla bla bla....until.... He's dad says it's fixed but all the data are lost due to the changed of the lappy motherboard."
This is so stupid. FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. It's either the HP technical specialist is stupid, your dad is stupid, you're stupid or you and your dad is conned by the HP centre personnel.
Changing motherboard affecting the data stored on your hardisk?Labels: data corrupted, HP, motherboard, stupid
Colgate Massager Tooth Brush
Here's what happen, during the conversation with my friends on skype:
Colgate massager toothbrush does me well. I nearly climax during the conversation too.
[10:06:12 AM] ZZ: where are we going for lunch?
[10:06:55 AM] Me: nasi periuk (claypot rice)
[10:06:59 AM] Me: or inside #########
[10:07:06 AM] Me: cuz i need to buy shampoo and tootbrush
[10:07:13 AM] Me: damn i become silai liao nowadays (means housewife in hokkien)
[10:07:19 AM] ZZ: ok. aiyo.. buy toothbrush from me la
[10:07:26 AM] Me: i want colgate massager
[10:07:31 AM] Me: very hard to find
[10:07:42 AM] ZZ: LoL.. why u specially need that leh?
[10:07:53 AM] Me: because i can press like hell on my gum
[10:08:01 AM] Me: and massager very syok (means nice)
[10:08:08 AM] Me: can give me climax while i brush my teeth
[10:08:13 AM] Me: hahahahahahah
[10:08:15 AM] ZZ: climax?
[10:08:17 AM] Me: yeah
[10:08:19 AM] Me: "climax"
[10:08:23 AM] Me: u hear it right
[10:08:27 AM] ZZ: walao eh
[10:08:28 AM] ZZ: u betul betul steam kaki (are you on medication?)
[10:08:30 AM] Me: i like
[10:08:34 AM] Me: when i brush my teeth
[10:08:40 AM] Me: the massager give me feeling of
[10:08:48 AM] Me: itai itai itai itai itai itaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[10:08:54 AM] ZZ: ok ok
[10:08:54 AM] ZZ: stop it
He almost puncture his own balls too......talking to me about colgate massager
Labels: colgate massager, toothbrush
A Repost For All Retarded Fashion Freak
Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashionBefore I begin, I should warn you that I know dick about fashion. It's not just a clever title to get your attention.
You shouldn't read this article if you're a woman with low self-esteem. I don't need my inbox filled with emails from teary-eyed women reaffirming how astute my observations are by shrieking at me for ruining their lives.
Women get away with murder in our society, especially when it comes to the visual pollution they call fashion. So I'm going to do what few people—few men—have ever done by criticizing you. Sure, you may be thinking "but Maddox, people criticize women's fashion all the time!" Yes, but not men, and definitely not badasses like me.... Until now.
Crocs look like shit and they make your feet smell.
When I see people wearing Crocs, I know immediately that we have nothing in common, and that we could never be friends or have any meaningful kind of relationship. They come in every color imaginable yet look bad with every other article of clothing ever created. The only thing that goes with Crocs is social ostracism. You're a nerd wearing recycled rubber shoes.
To their credit though, Crocs serve as an excellent idiot barometer, you can tell a lot about people wearing them. For example, Amazon.com suggest products that other customers have purchased based on the item you're shopping for.
When it comes to shoes, there are usually three deciding factors: quality, price, and style. Some shoes are cheap and stylish, but poor quality, while others are stylish and durable, but expensive. Crocs usually go for $30-$60, which doesn't sound like much for a shoe, until you consider that what you're really paying for are melted pellets squirted into a cast-iron mold in some province in China. Crocs have the rare combination of being expensive, poor quality, and ugly. It's quite a feat for one shoe to suck this bad.
People who wear Crocs go on and on about how comfortable they are, and how it's supposedly odor resistant because it's made out of some kind of anti-bacterial foam. Great point, dipshits! You know what else it's resistant to? You getting laid. Then as if the shoes weren't disgusting enough, Crocs introduced a product called "Crocs butter" that's supposed to restore that illustrious injection-molded sheen to those gaping holes they call shoes.
Red lipstick makes you look like a clown:
There are very few people who look good in red lipstick, and those people usually juggle for a living. I once met a girl who was able to pull it off, so I let her buy me dinner. Later that night she was making out with my wang, when I realized that all that lipstick was rubbing off. So I evacuated my moan-maker from her face hole, took some silverware for my trouble, and snuck out of her tent.
Red lipstick looks horrible on most women, and all men. The bright crimson hue is an unnatural abomination pushed upon your face by cynical cosmetic industry scientists. I'm sure somewhere in a laboratory, two scientists are high-fiving each other, laughing at all the bullshit new names for shades of red they invent. There have been literally thousands of names for the same color of lipstick over the years, yet there are only about 3 shades of red: red, dark red, light red. Period. And I mean that grammatically, and not menstrually, though the context makes sense now that I think about it. They just make up names as they go along, and you idiots keep buying the same three shades of red over and over again:
Here are some actual names for shades of red lipstick: berry juicy, candied apple, midnight red, love that red, volcanic red, red velvet, red reinvented, cherry desirable, opulent garnet, royal red, etc, etc. You know they're just making shit up when they start using abstract concepts like "love" and "desirable" in the name. Most of the shades are indiscernible from each other, but women insist that there's a difference. So I went to Revlon's website and took two of these colors for a comparison:
Insecure women with boring faces lap this shit up because they think "hmmm.. what does my face need? Oh, I know! A giant hokey shade of red that isn't even found in nature."
Sauce ---> http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion
Labels: clothing, color, Fashion, lipstick
Micheal Learns To Rock
MLTR are right now working on the set for the shows in SEA in September. The band are looking forward to come to Singapore and Kuala Lumpur/Genting. So don’t miss the opportunity to see one of their concerts, if possible.
They are the most successful Danish band ever to hit the international music scene, Michael Learns To Rock, will be performing at Fort Canning Park as part of their Eternity Tour in Singapore on Friday, September 4th 2009
What will happen when they comes to Kuala Lumpur? Are they going to changes their names as to cope with sensitive issue such dressing code and stage ethics? Here i got one suggestion...
Micheal Learns To Itai Itai Itai Itai Itaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!
Labels: Micheal Learns To Rock, MLTR
I Can't Help But To Give This A Repost
Of late, quite a number of people have been accused of insulting Islam. I bump into this photo when reading other blogs. To see the rest go here --> http://niamah.blogspot.com
So who is doing the insulting now????????????
Look at the powderful England used...........
Labels: DAP, insulting islam, pukimak, umno
Review - Hannah Montana The Movie 2009
As Hannah Montana's popularity begins to take over her life, Miley Stewart, on the urging from her father takes a trip to her hometown of Crowley Corners, Tennessee to get some perspective on what matters in life the most.
She couldn't be Hannah Montana infront of all local chap. She' just miley stewart. But one little girl told her "Hannah Montana is the "DREAM" of all American", Hanah Montana is a dream, a stars.
If she's not being Hannah montana, she gonna destroy and shattered what an american teenage dream is all about.
I would give this movie a 4.5/5 . Way to go Miley Cyrus!!
Labels: Hannah Montana
I Lol'ed At this Conversation
V : Appy birdday!!!
Me : You are late! Must "hukum" (penalised as in malay word). Can anot?
V : Can what ?
Me : Can hukum ? denda (fined/compound as in malay word
V : Hukum what?
Me : Cium me , lol ..wakakakaka
V : /kiss
Me : Cium from cyber not consider genuine
Me : I am not cyber hero or keyboard warrior
Me : I need a plain physical kiss
Me : Body contact and odour is my favourite
Me : *lol* (laugh out loud)
V : So deep
V : U take this la easier..
Me : Penetration should be excluded...hahahah...that's why "deep" is a censored word
Labels: birdday, birthday wish, Deep, happy birthday, penetration
I Find it's Funny... Do You?
Somebody FB profile |
Shoutout: Can anyone teach me Cantonese?....i want express courses..2 hours ago ·
Comment ·
2 hours ago C: Express courses. don't short cut leh....
2 hours ago K: U cant speak cantonese meh??
2 hours ago S: come...i teach u...wawawawa....
2 hours agoME: Tiu lei....tell everybody " it's meaning is god bless you"2 hours ago D: Come, I teach you.
2 hours ago K: i think i heard u speak before ler..
2 hours ago B: TNM, TNS... this is in the beginner's course
2 hours ago T: LLM, HKC, HKL..... also in the beginner's course
2 hours ago K: TVB,hahaha...
about an hour Y : TLPKHMC :)
about an hour ME: KNNCCB is beginner course also? May i know?Labels: cantonese, crash course, swearing
Durian And Manggis?
Having nothing to do on the weekend, I woke up early in the morning and hop myself off to some fruit market. Got my self 2 types of fruit. One which is the king of fruit "Durian" and another is the fruit to neutralised "Durian" heat after eating it, i got my self some manggis. What that called in English? I also dunno...I just know how to eat.
And I dare other blogger to play futsal with me using "Durian" like i do...
Labels: durian, king of fruit, manggis
Malaysian Superman
Now we have illegal advertising banner to become superman in Malaysia.
The culprit should be nab and charged for promoting sexual aids product illegally on the street of whole Malaysia. So far i've seen this ads wherever i go.
It's easy to nab the culprit. The enforcer just have to disguise as one of the customer and called up the contact info displayed on the banner. Is the enforcer too dumb to do so? Or should i teach the enforcer how to do their jobs? Or is the enforcer is caught sleeping on their duty. I thought this kind of advertisement is prohibited in Malaysia.
Maybe not.... maybe the culprit have licensed to sell SEX aid product after all.
Labels: sex aid, sex product, superman
"My Dog Died Today" (Special tribute to FAT FAT)
After suffering on fever for 24 hours finally he's gone. He is such an intelligent and chubby type of street dogs. We call him "FAT FAT". He knows when we call him "FAT FAT". He can stand there like a beaver without moving when there are danger or stranger near our gate. Such a marvellous dogs.
He's such a great guard dog and such an obidient dog. When i came home from work, if i didn't or forget close the main gate, he'll bark to inform that the gate is still open. If there are some suspicious people loitering around outside our gate, he'll stand in 2 feet there without moving and monitoring. Sometimes barking continuously and nonstop to scare the stranger away.
When we let him go out to play in the evening, and it's time up for dinner, we just have to call his name and he'll run back to home no matter where he is. I miss him so much now..... Today morning when we go see him, he is cold and stiff already.
FAT FAT is only 7 years old for dog age.(1 year only). I doubt that he is suffering from normal sickness. I suspect FAT FAT been poisoned to death.
And i curse that bugger who poisoned my dog to die horribly in car accident, suffering the pain slowly and miserably before he's dead!
Today will never be the same as yesterday.... I miss you FAT FAT and i'll always remember you forever. I love you FAT FAT, may you rest in peace.
Labels: dog, FAT FAT, poisoned, to my beloved dogs FAT FAT
Photoshop Challenge
Everyone out there is talking about photoshop nowadays and a modification on original photo which does not look so good. Kennysia have done it, Xiaxue have done it and most of the cam whoring bloggers out there have already done it.
This is the original version of kennysia which does not look so good.
This is a xiaxue version of kennysia under her exclusive photoshop skill cosmetic surgery. Looks more like "ang moh" to me. I know xiaxue crave for "ang moh" guy. But this is rather ridiculous. Almost to 99% perfection already. A mix of italian and spanish.
And this is my first attempt on kennysia photo. I gave him the more of a chinese outlook and younger touch.
And a special tribute to Anwar Ibrahim.
(click picture to enlarge)
Labels: Anwar Ibrahim, challenge, cosmetic surgery, first attempt, kennysia photoshop, photoshop, plastic surgery
Johan Lorbeer
Johan Lorbeer is a street magician which perform magic of defying gravity on the street using hoax equipment installed. The magician perform a magical act, the audience expects to be tricked by the imposibility of such move. However Johan Lorbeer magic trick is not quite real-time performance as it is setup before the event taken place.
This German artist seems to unhinge the laws of gravity. For hours on time, he remains, as a living work of art, in physically impossible positions.
Do you know how his still-live magic works now?Labels: amazing art, creative, fake magic, Illusions, Johan Lorbeer, magic, street performance, tricks, weird stuff
Finally my own photography entry
It's been a while since i've updated my blogs. This new entry is dedicated to all my loyal blogs visitor. Here it is, at last my own digital camera and photography.
Thanks to Sony for coming up with such sleek, easy, stylish and most affordable cybershot digital camera available in the market.
This is an image capture using the camera auto features which is set under auto mode ISO 400
A close up photography in broad daylight using only 1x optical zoom with ISO 400
Other picture which is randomly taken with the T20. Amazing isn't it?
I will try to capture aperture photography in future using this camera. Incase you guys are wondering what is meant by aperture photography.
The object focus infront is clear while the background is a bit rough.
I got to say this, Sony Cybershot DSC-T20 really thrill me as i was not a very good photographer. The outcomes of the shooting is amazingly nice for a beginner like me.
Digital camera from sony is really worth to be bought considering the price and quality of product delivered to the customer. Thumbs up!!!, i'll be looking forward to their DSLR in future which consist of the ALPHA series. Couldn't wait to get my hands on their DSLR.
Labels: aperture shoot, digital camera, dslr camera, holiday and leisure, langkawi photo, my own photography, Sony T20, vacation and leisure
DELL (click picture to enlarge)
Complaint On 1800880193 Option No: 3 Latitude Support Line
Dear Sir,
I am writing here to express my EXTREME DISSATISFACTION with technical support provided by DELL APCC – “ Latitude Line” and customer service.
Last week, I had called the above number as mentioned to report some problem.
To my dismay, I had to hold the line for consecutive of more than 30 minutes and called up a few time. I couldn’t reach Dell Latitude support line at all after calling for more than 8 hour. As we know time is very crucial to business user and we cannot afford to waste a long duration of time on the phone calling up for support due to some problem on the laptop.
What happen to the quick respond and efficiency of the Latitude support department in DELL? What happen to the affective customer services?
Dear Sir,
I hope you’ll look into this problem as a serious matter that would affect the reputation of DELL.
Labels: 24X7, 8 hour, dell, tech support, too busy, you sucks
An Alternative Better Than Microsoft
I'm beginning to like Mozilla Firefox. It is almost identical as microsoft internet explorer. Except it is "FREE". It is free from loop hole and it works perfectly reliable than browser offered by MICROSOFT.
Labels: bugs, firefox, free, loop hole, microsoft, mozilla
Double Standard
Peaceful demonstration held for abolishing ISA by malaysian are arrested due to it's an illegal assembly and posses a threat to national security. The peaceful assembly which held in 1 place and attended by mostly peace-loving people is consider illegal?
And PEWARIS (English code name "Inheritance") which support and uphold the draconian law of ISA involved marching and street protest is consider legal?
You gotta be kidding me!Labels: illegal, ISA, Pewaris, Protest
A tribute to tmnut slowmyx
The picture explain it all.
Labels: slow, slowmyx, streaming, streamyx, TMNET, TMNUT, turtle
Happy Meal
For those who commit oneself to a shift type of work in my company, they are provided each person with a package of happy meal. Here's how my happy meal look like.
It should consist of a pack of chipsmore chip, a pudding and a can of green tea drink. But where da hell is my happy meal now? Where the hell is my pudding and a can of green tea? All left was a pack of chipsmore chips?
When happy meal isn't exactly happy!
Labels: breakfast, chipsmore, free, green tea, happy, happy meal, meal, pudding, tea
High Tech Security
Now that's what i call hightech surveillance system. We have various type of cctv surveillance system. We have various type of watch dog. But do we have cctv survelliance system that bite burglars and tresspasser?NO!
And this is what i call reliable, efficient and most secure surveillance system in the world. Just my 2 cent! * laugh *
Labels: cctv, dog, security, surveillance
TM
Report lodged to TM on internet connectivity problem at my home since last Friday 26-Sept-2008. It seems that the problem haven't been resolved till today. Whenever i'm trying to connect to the broadband it give me this error "678" connecting to WAN miniport. The technical assistant of TM does not provide valueble, fast and reliable solution to customer problem. I doubt the integrity and the efficiency of the TM staff work there.
My advise is ...do not sign with TM broadband if you're not one of the existing subscribers. Their service is sucks. Today i am quite frustrated with the unsolvable situation and how the reported case handle by TMNUT. I decide to report to the nearby TM branch and physically approach the customer service there. After listening to our verbal abuse by me and some other customer who happen to have the same problem with their internet connection at home, TM customer service finally clarified that it is their fault due to problem with the main connection from the trunking and WAN miniport. The issue will be settled by 1st of October.
What the fuck!!! That mean we will lost our internet access for 5 days? Would TM pay us back the whole week access fees and other losses due to their services? And will the issue really be resolved by 1st of October? TM should change their logo from a bird design to a tortoise design and their slogan from "opening up possibilities" to "slowing up possibilities" commensurate to how the service is provided.
Labels: 678, broadband, error, internet, slow, streamyx, TM, TMNET, TMNUT, you sucks
Michael Phelps
Wakakakakakaak * evil grinz*
If ever i am going to compete with michael phelps for female dominant, i think i'm going to loose big.
And i really meant big time.
Labels: dominant, female, michael phelps, sperm, swimming
S.W.A.T
So PEPSI is quite upset about the bullying and bashing. They decided to form a special weapon & tactical team for war with COKE. They send the above SWAT unit to the field.
Thus war between COKE VS PEPSI arise .
Labels: ass, buttock, coca-cola, coke, cola, critics, idiot, kicking, lasker, looser, newbie, penang, penangpenang, pepsi, rescue, revenge, screw, SWAT, war
Dawn Before Dark
After some bashing by pepsi can finally the bright side reveal its truth for the poor coke can.
A team of coke brother come to rescue!
Labels: ass, buttock, coca-cola, coke, cola, critics, idiot, kicking, lasker, looser, newbie, penang, penangpenang, pepsi, rescue, revenge, screw
You'll Pay
Visited some shout webpage a few days ago. Seems like this webpage is sort of own by a bunch of penang looser. I'm sorry i am a penang person too. But i'm the open-minded version. It is like Malaysian Chinese VS Taiwan Chinese. They are so serious and they do not welcome newbie easily. You'll have to polish some "ASS",ya it's your "BUTTOCK", before you start posting and commenting.
Else you'll get bash up easily for good. You might get screwed by the bunch of idiot's. It reminds me of some picture taken by a blogger a few years ago.
Labels: ass kicking, buttock, chinese, cola, critics, idiot, lasker, looser, newbie, penang, penangpenang, pepsi, screw, shoutout
Ball With A Can Of Butane Gas
Previously i've posted some question in www.penangpenang.com to some visitor there regarding what would happen if we combine a ball with a can of butane gas. What would it transform into? What will it become?
The answer will finally be reveal at the bottom. First we will have what we call "human who wear some types of HAT". Let's call him PAK-ALI.
PAK-ALI is doing a dangerous stunt!
Note: Original picture taken from bennysia.com
Labels: act, ball, butane, dangerous, funny, gas, humor, pak ali, penang, penangpenang, stunt
Paintball
I've always wanted to play paintball and be some part of paintball game event. Now i've already sign in as one of the affiliate program of RAP4. This is so cool. Hurry up guys, paintball game is cool and exciting. You can click on the link at the side to go into the official webpage for marker purchasing, safety gear and accessories and even to see event held.
You might probably wanna shoot somebody in the ASS.
Labels: ass kicking, event, game, hobbies, hobby, outdoor, paintball, rap4, sport, weapon
Crude Oil Changes
Crude oil price changes roasted from RM110 in August 17 to RM97.32 today (18 September. While in Malaysia the price for a liter of petrol is still costing RM2.55 after the government announce the decrease in oil from a market price of RM2.70.)
The increment of oil announced by PAK-Lah administration in AUGUST which at that time the petrol price is RM1.92 may have severe impact on low income citizen.
Consider the increase is immediately after the rise of crude oil price exchange, where is PAK-Lah and his administration this time around when the crude oil price drop from RM110 to RM97.32. Where is our immediate rebate of petrol price?
When can we enjoy the priviledge of RM1.92 perliter petrol price again?
Source : http://www.eia.doe.gov/emeu/international/prices.html#Crude
Labels: crude oil, oil, petrol, price, rebate, rise, subsidised
ACA Just A Toy Story Organisation
Taken from Tun Dr. Mahathir blogs dated September 12 2008,
5. However, the report was also made to the ACA. Will the ACA act? As a Government agency, it should act without fear or favour.
Link at http://test.chedet.com/che_det/2008/09/snippets-8.html#more claiming that the ACA had not act though a report have been submitted by Mazlan Harun's on corruption case, i wonder how true is that?
There are a few question on the efficiency, accountability and effectiveness of this toys story organisation action towards case reported.
1. Have they already act on behalf of the report.
2. Any investigation been carried out?
3. Do they have the gut's to investigate cases report to them althought it involved high ranking political figure?
From my point of view, ACA(Anti Corruption Agency) is just some toys organisation in this country which can be manupulated and will be manupulated if you have the power to manipulating.
ACA against corruption? ACA my ASS!
Labels: ACA
Ahmad The Racist
Now ahmad, you deserve it. Now, chew on this!
I got this message and whole lots of forwarded sms on my phone.
Let practice this today and from this minutes onwards to see if this dude can do much without the chinese community support.
Labels: ahmad, petrol, racist, shell
