An Alternative Better Than Microsoft

I'm beginning to like Mozilla Firefox. It is almost identical as microsoft internet explorer. Except it is "FREE". It is free from loop hole and it works perfectly reliable than browser offered by MICROSOFT.

Double Standard

Peaceful demonstration held for abolishing ISA by malaysian are arrested due to it's an illegal assembly and posses a threat to national security. The peaceful assembly which held in 1 place and attended by mostly peace-loving people is consider illegal?



And PEWARIS (English code name "Inheritance") which support and uphold the draconian law of ISA involved marching and street protest is consider legal?



You gotta be kidding me!

A tribute to tmnut slowmyx

The picture explain it all.

Happy Meal

For those who commit oneself to a shift type of work in my company, they are provided each person with a package of happy meal. Here's how my happy meal look like.
It should consist of a pack of chipsmore chip, a pudding and a can of green tea drink. But where da hell is my happy meal now? Where the hell is my pudding and a can of green tea? All left was a pack of chipsmore chips?


When happy meal isn't exactly happy!

High Tech Security

Now that's what i call hightech surveillance system. We have various type of cctv surveillance system. We have various type of watch dog. But do we have cctv survelliance system that bite burglars and tresspasser?NO!

And this is what i call reliable, efficient and most secure surveillance system in the world. Just my 2 cent! * laugh *

TM

Report lodged to TM on internet connectivity problem at my home since last Friday 26-Sept-2008. It seems that the problem haven't been resolved till today. Whenever i'm trying to connect to the broadband it give me this error "678" connecting to WAN miniport. The technical assistant of TM does not provide valueble, fast and reliable solution to customer problem. I doubt the integrity and the efficiency of the TM staff work there.

My advise is ...do not sign with TM broadband if you're not one of the existing subscribers.

Their service is sucks. Today i am quite frustrated with the unsolvable situation and how the reported case handle by TMNUT. I decide to report to the nearby TM branch and physically approach the customer service there. After listening to our verbal abuse by me and some other customer who happen to have the same problem with their internet connection at home, TM customer service finally clarified that it is their fault due to problem with the main connection from the trunking and WAN miniport. The issue will be settled by 1st of October.

What the fuck!!! That mean we will lost our internet access for 5 days? Would TM pay us back the whole week access fees and other losses due to their services? And will the issue really be resolved by 1st of October? TM should change their logo from a bird design to a tortoise design and their slogan from "opening up possibilities" to "slowing up possibilities" commensurate to how the service is provided.

Michael Phelps

Wakakakakakaak * evil grinz*

If ever i am going to compete with michael phelps for female dominant, i think i'm going to loose big.
And i really meant big time.

S.W.A.T

So PEPSI is quite upset about the bullying and bashing. They decided to form a special weapon & tactical team for war with COKE. They send the above SWAT unit to the field.



Thus war between COKE VS PEPSI arise .

Dawn Before Dark

After some bashing by pepsi can finally the bright side reveal its truth for the poor coke can.

A team of coke brother come to rescue!

You'll Pay

Visited some shout webpage a few days ago. Seems like this webpage is sort of own by a bunch of penang looser. I'm sorry i am a penang person too. But i'm the open-minded version. It is like Malaysian Chinese VS Taiwan Chinese. They are so serious and they do not welcome newbie easily. You'll have to polish some "ASS",ya it's your "BUTTOCK", before you start posting and commenting.

Else you'll get bash up easily for good. You might get screwed by the bunch of idiot's. It reminds me of some picture taken by a blogger a few years ago.

Ball With A Can Of Butane Gas

Previously i've posted some question in www.penangpenang.com to some visitor there regarding what would happen if we combine a ball with a can of butane gas. What would it transform into? What will it become?

The answer will finally be reveal at the bottom. First we will have what we call "human who wear some types of HAT". Let's call him PAK-ALI.

PAK-ALI is doing a dangerous stunt!


Note: Original picture taken from bennysia.com

Paintball

I've always wanted to play paintball and be some part of paintball game event. Now i've already sign in as one of the affiliate program of RAP4. This is so cool. Hurry up guys, paintball game is cool and exciting. You can click on the link at the side to go into the official webpage for marker purchasing, safety gear and accessories and even to see event held.



You might probably wanna shoot somebody in the ASS.

Crude Oil Changes

Crude oil price changes roasted from RM110 in August 17 to RM97.32 today (18 September. While in Malaysia the price for a liter of petrol is still costing RM2.55 after the government announce the decrease in oil from a market price of RM2.70.)

The increment of oil announced by PAK-Lah administration in AUGUST which at that time the petrol price is RM1.92 may have severe impact on low income citizen.

Consider the increase is immediately after the rise of crude oil price exchange, where is PAK-Lah and his administration this time around when the crude oil price drop from RM110 to RM97.32. Where is our immediate rebate of petrol price?

When can we enjoy the priviledge of RM1.92 perliter petrol price again?

Source : http://www.eia.doe.gov/emeu/international/prices.html#Crude

ACA Just A Toy Story Organisation

Taken from Tun Dr. Mahathir blogs dated September 12 2008,

5. However, the report was also made to the ACA. Will the ACA act? As a Government agency, it should act without fear or favour.

Link at http://test.chedet.com/che_det/2008/09/snippets-8.html#more claiming that the ACA had not act though a report have been submitted by Mazlan Harun's on corruption case, i wonder how true is that?

There are a few question on the efficiency, accountability and effectiveness of this toys story organisation action towards case reported.

1. Have they already act on behalf of the report.
2. Any investigation been carried out?
3. Do they have the gut's to investigate cases report to them althought it involved high ranking political figure?
From my point of view, ACA(Anti Corruption Agency) is just some toys organisation in this country which can be manupulated and will be manupulated if you have the power to manipulating.

ACA against corruption? ACA my ASS!

Ahmad The Racist

Now ahmad, you deserve it. Now, chew on this!
I got this message and whole lots of forwarded sms on my phone.
Let practice this today and from this minutes onwards to see if this dude can do much without the chinese community support.

Funny Politician With A Funny Remark

Taken from themalaysianinsider blogs(http://themalaysianinsider.com/index.php/malaysia/8592-penang-opposition-leader-reporter-should-be-shot) which read penang opposition Datuk Azhar Ibrahim critised the reporter from chinese newspaper on reporting Datuk Ahmad Ismail speech on the UMNO meeting. It says the first person to be shot is the reporter himself for twisting the truth of Ahmad words in the speech and labelling this reporter as an idiotic reporter. Well for my opinion, the person who deliver this kind of critics to the reporter shows the true meaning of idiotic, uncivilised and stubborn person you are. Come on....wake up Azhar!

If the reporter is forbid to attend the meeting held by UMNO, the meeting should be organised in a close session.

And a counter fire from Ahmad asking the reporter to apologise to every Malay and Muslim in the country for inciting racial hatred, really makes me laugh till i shag off my pant. Come on...!!!!, who is the person who inflict racial remarks at first hand? Ahmad are the person who shout racist remarks and yet you ask the reporter to apologies? It is like i am the person who stole the "COW" from the "Kampung" yet i'm to blame the "Orang-Kampung" for not taking good care of the COW.

New Penang Trade Forum

This is so cool. Just available a few days back. It's a trading forum for penangites to buy and sell stuff. Exactly like lowyat.net except it is belongs to a penangites.

Come on guys lets visit http://penangtrade.forumotion.net.

It is so cool. Please spread the news to your friends.

God Damn You Lowyat!

Damn you lowyat for banning my account twice due to some complaint from an ignorant user and some childish act of a senior member. When i said "God Damn You" i really meant it for the rest of your life. God damn you stevenistelrooy!!!

You are so pathetic and lousy administrator. Why don't you get TMNUT to block my blogs from the ISP dns. And make this happen. I bet you can't do it because you're not the owner of our ISP owner.

NST Suck's Big Time

NST is a media and newspaper controlled by government yet it influent reader in negatives thoughts on malaysian athletics.

Here the posted on NST front page on 2008/08/19:

In the global sense, we are hopeless in football, meek in athletics, frustrating in rhythmic gymnastics, hockey, cycling and swimming, weaklings in rugby, uncultured in cricket, and overall, nowhere in the ranks of the global sports domination. Our sporting culture is as alive as plain cow’s grass and our parents would rather pressure their children to mug in maths, science, ballet and piano classes, rather than let them loose and happy in the playground and sporting fields.
(WHAT ABOUT BADMINTON, WE ARE IN THOMAS CUP QUALIFICATION)

Yet, we have a full time Minister and a Ministry (WHAT THE MINISTRY DO?) lording over a slew of sporting associations where only a handful flourishes (MOSTLY HAVING A GOOD TIME ENJOYING GOVERNMENT SALARY AND ALLOWANCE).

Compare that to the United States, with its mega athletes winning, no…make that ‘manufacturing’, gold medals, don’t even need to have a Cabinet Minister for sports. But they do have a highly energised, multi-discipline sprawling sporting culture that rewards successful athletes into overnight multimillionaires (Carl Lewis, Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods and now Michael Phelps)(What does malaysian good at? Try asking european to compete in CUP PRIX)(We are so good at it. Because malaysian are born to be REMPIT).

For goodness sakes, the Americans have professional anglers (PLEASE COMPARE OUR FOOTBALLER TO THOSE IN EUROPEAN CUP)NONE is discipline enough!(that’s fancy fishing for you and me) earning millions in prize money and endorsements!(I FANCY THIS TOO)

We were so lucky we have Lee Chong Wei in the men's single for badminton play off.
Now live with that. He deserve every cents that the government present to him.

So NST should be boycott by malaysian reader. Do not read this newpaper.

Corporate IT Manager

Mr.Corporate,

As an employee of a MNC company, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my indirect Corporate IT manager shares an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of myself, and my co-workers during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes (GARBAGE item) of our time. You knows nothing at all in IT. You’re basically not suit for this position. Your coordination suck's and does not get anywhere as a result of this, you’ve failed to implement project successfully.

Asking me, a MIS personnel, to pick up thing you’ve fail to do so is a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. Why should they (THE COMPANY) employed you anyway? Might as well employed me and let me take care everything for you. Let me sit at your place and received a minimal wages and carried out all your task. You can go……

I was hired because I know about WINDOWS and Microsoft Products, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement, irritation and to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to coordinate projects with an effective manner. Your knowledge in IT administration seems funny to me too.

You will never understand what bad logs are, system, proper working environment, effective coordination, the term of infrastructure, “go live”, bugs, so on and so fore. Something as incredibly simple as Internet Explorer and internet application tools provides by Microsoft Cooperation will gives you a headache. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you point by point in details, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what a IE is.

Your shiny new CAR has more personality than you ever will. You sit around the office all days, making conference call, organizing meeting and calling all other IT operation analyst and software specialist, shiftlessly looking for answer and solution, who should be incharge for every part of the project, asking how many percent does the project completed and to confirm the completion of the project. What did you do then, as part of the project chief? I bet you haven’t seen how a project is coordinated, implemented and works in an MNC company. You haven’t seen how a Coporate IT Manager works and do things. In other words, you have a sharp-dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. YOU WASTE ALL THE COMPANY RESOURCES which could be allocated for purchasing of high end IT equipment for the user. YOU WASTED to much resources for outsourcing!

In a world of managerial evolution, you are the SHIT that everyone flushed down the toilet bowl. I wonder what the qualities that my previous company are looking at for the position of a Coporate IT Manager. This is an advised to you. Never f*ck with your system support, because they know more than you do.


Sincerely,
Me, Me Me And Just Me
Oooo… Pardon me but I copy it from somewhere and amend it to suit my taste.

Negara Pengeluar Minyak - Bolehland

Our petrol price is much cheaper compare to neighbouring country. Increment of oil price can't be avoid. Citizen should change lifestyle.this is the statement that we've been listening to.

Our oil price still cheaper compares to Singapura, Thailand and some other country. But of course can we compare to other oil country which also produces oil? Perhaps Iran(0.35), UAE (1.19), Arab Saudi (0.38), Venezuela (0.16), Mesir (1.03), Bahrain (0.87), Qatar (0.68) , Kuwait (0.67), Nigeria (0.32) .

Jangan fikir rakyat Malaysia bodoh dan mudah diperdayakan dengan fakta dan perbandingan yang tidak tepat.

We can't afford to be subsidise yet we can afford to send somebody to SPACE.Well, at least we had RUSSIAN JET and own submarine. Life aint that bad after all.

So LET's smile together and scream proudly ....in this BOLEHLAND!