Colgate Massager Tooth Brush

Here's what happen, during the conversation with my friends on skype:

Colgate massager toothbrush does me well. I nearly climax during the conversation too.

[10:06:12 AM] ZZ: where are we going for lunch?
[10:06:55 AM] Me: nasi periuk (claypot rice)
[10:06:59 AM] Me: or inside #########
[10:07:06 AM] Me: cuz i need to buy shampoo and tootbrush
[10:07:13 AM] Me: damn i become silai liao nowadays (means housewife in hokkien)

[10:07:19 AM] ZZ: ok. aiyo.. buy toothbrush from me la
[10:07:26 AM] Me: i want colgate massager
[10:07:31 AM] Me: very hard to find
[10:07:42 AM] ZZ: LoL.. why u specially need that leh?
[10:07:53 AM] Me: because i can press like hell on my gum
[10:08:01 AM] Me: and massager very syok (means nice)
[10:08:08 AM] Me: can give me climax while i brush my teeth
[10:08:13 AM] Me: hahahahahahah
[10:08:15 AM] ZZ: climax?
[10:08:17 AM] Me: yeah
[10:08:19 AM] Me: "climax"
[10:08:23 AM] Me: u hear it right
[10:08:27 AM] ZZ: walao eh
[10:08:28 AM] ZZ: u betul betul steam kaki (are you on medication?)
[10:08:30 AM] Me: i like
[10:08:34 AM] Me: when i brush my teeth
[10:08:40 AM] Me: the massager give me feeling of
[10:08:48 AM] Me: itai itai itai itai itai itaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[10:08:54 AM] ZZ: ok ok
[10:08:54 AM] ZZ: stop it

He almost puncture his own balls too......talking to me about colgate massager